
What a way to start off the season! When the girls first arrive, they are standing outside the bus waiting to greet their host, when a limo pulls up. Who steps out of the limo? Not Sharon Osbourne, but Lacey! What a spoiled brat!
Sharon Osbourne comes out of the house and tells the girls that there is a bed upstairs assigned to each of them. Of course they room the people who hate eachother together. Will there be enough room for Lacey and Dallas to share the same bunk? Will Heather strangle Megan and Brandi C.? My guess is it will be a wild ride!
They meet downstairs and of course start drinking. Brandy M. is being very sneaky making all of the girls drinks and only sneaking water herself! She’s a little more conniving than I thought. It doesn’t take long though, as soon as Dallas walks outside Lacey grabs her butt and a fight breaks out. Dallas hits Lacey in the head with an apple and makes herself look like the bad guy.
Courtney once again drinks too much and falls off her chair! What’s with this girls really? Looks like she will miss yet another elimination. Raven tries to befriend Dallas since she is the only other black girl in the house. Raven makes herself look horrible! She thinks she is better than everyone and smarter than everyone. She even goes as far as to tell Jessica, who works for NASA, that she doesn’t have much going on upstairs! This sets off yet another argument. I mean really why did Raven even show up? Not only did she not want to be there, she didn’t even make it long on Rock of Love to begin with.
Sharon calls all of the girls in the house to enroll them officially in Charm School. They show small clips of the girl’s most outrageous behavior and the girls are to then shred the DVD. Courtney can’t even walk and Sharon has Destiny and Jessica help her to bed and sleep it off. Flashbacks anyone?
Later, they are told they will have their first elimination. Who will go home. The girls go upstairs and put on their Charm School uniforms and poor drunk Courtney is still passed out! However, she does pull herself together enough to make it down to the elimination so she’s already starting off better than she did on Rock of Love 2! In thebeginning of the elimination ceremony Raven tells the truth. Or what she thinks is the truth. She’s too good to be there and way too smart. She’s the biggestnarcissist I have ever seen!
Raven left the show, but she made the choice to leave so guess what? There’s still one more to go. Lacey, Dallas, and Courtney are called to the chopping block. They explain it is for Lacey and Dallas fighting and of course Courtney’s drinking. In the end Sharon decides that Courtney doesn’t belong in Charm School, however, they will be sending her to rehab! Good choice Sharon that chick needs it!
Will Sharon be able to whip these hard core girls into shape? Will Brandi C. realize her pink hair looks like shit? How long will it take for Kristy Joe to cry? Who will be kicked off next and who will come out of Charm School alive! Stay tuned to find out!